Sample playtest report
Fogpost
The last mail carrier on a chain of foggy islands. Pack your satchel, glide between rooftops on a patched canvas wing and get every letter to its door before the tide cuts the piers. Forty islanders, one very opinionated pelican, no two routes the same.
5 recordings · 4 h 2 min of speech · English, Spanish, Polish · 28 Sept 2026
8 problems, 6 of them in more than one recording · 3 suggestions and comparisons · 4 things players enjoyed
Where the moments happened
In this sample the grey talk bars are illustrative. Select a mark to jump to that item, or a type below to hide or show it.
- Streamer A (fictional)1h 40m
- Streamer B (fictional)1h 25m
- Streamer C (fictional)1h 15m
- Streamer D (fictional)1h 30m
- Streamer E (fictional)40 min
Problems (8)
Bugs, confusion, frustration and the moments players gave up.
- #1Frustrationblocking
the glider runs out of stamina over open water and every fall sends the player back to the post office
2 of 5 recordings
“the wing gives out halfway, again. Straight into the sea, and it sends me all the way back to the post office.”
Streamer B (fictional)16:20 Show 1 more quoteHide quotes
“And it's back to the post office. Five minutes of flying, gone. Every single time.”
Streamer E (fictional)31:40 - #2Quitblocking
gave up after failing the last gap on the lighthouse route several times
1 of 5 recordings
“I've done the lighthouse run four times and I can't make the last gap. I think I'm done with this one, chat.”
Streamer E (fictional)38:00 - #3Bugblocking
parcels put down on docks and piers fall through the planks and are lost
2 of 5 recordings
“I dropped the parcel on the dock and it just fell through the planks. It's gone.”
Streamer A (fictional)22:10 Show 1 more quoteHide quotes
“I put it down on the pier and it's vanished. It's clipped through the pier, hasn't it.”
Streamer B (fictional)29:20 - #4Confusion
players can't tell whether the blue circle meter shows the tide or stamina
3 of 5 recordings
“Is that my stamina or the tide? I genuinely have no idea what this meter is.”
Streamer A (fictional)6:52 Show 2 more quotesHide quotes
“¿Es la marea o es mi energía? No entiendo nada de este indicador, de verdad.”
English translation: “Is it the tide or my energy? I really don't understand this meter at all.”
Streamer C (fictional)9:00 “Poziom wody? Czas do przypływu? Nie rozumiem, co mi ten wskaźnik pokazuje.”
English translation: “Water level? Time to high tide? I don't understand what this meter is showing me.”
Streamer D (fictional)10:50 - #5Confusion
the map names a district but never marks the recipient's house
2 of 5 recordings
“Mapa w ogóle nie pokazuje, gdzie mieszka adresat. Szukam tego domu od dziesięciu minut.”
English translation: “The map doesn't show where the recipient lives at all. I've been looking for this house for ten minutes.”
Streamer D (fictional)45:00 Show 1 more quoteHide quotes
“The map just says east village. There's no marker, nothing. I've been running in circles.”
Streamer E (fictional)7:40 - #6Confusion
island stamps differ only by colour, so a colour-blind player stamped the wrong island
2 of 5 recordings
“The red one and the green one look identical to me, I'm colour blind, chat.”
Streamer B (fictional)40:50 Show 1 more quoteHide quotes
“Wyglądają prawie tak samo, tylko kolor jest trochę inny.”
English translation: “They look almost the same, only the colour is slightly different.”
Streamer D (fictional)31:40 - #7Frustration
the pelican's speech repeats on every visit and can't be skipped
2 of 5 recordings
“I have heard this exact speech four times now. Please let me skip it.”
Streamer A (fictional)36:50 Show 1 more quoteHide quotes
“Otra vez el pelícano con el mismo discurso. Ya me lo sé de memoria.”
English translation: “The pelican with the same speech again. I already know it by heart.”
Streamer C (fictional)24:40 - #8Bug
keyboard prompts show up while playing on a controller
1 of 5 recordings
“Estoy jugando con mando y el juego me dice que pulse la tecla E.”
English translation: “I'm playing on a controller and the game tells me to press the E key.”
Streamer C (fictional)35:00
Suggestions and comparisons (3)
What players asked for, and which games they reached for to describe yours.
- #9Suggestion
pin active deliveries on screen instead of opening the ledger mid-flight
2 of 5 recordings
“What I'd really like is to pin a delivery, so the address sits on screen while I fly.”
Streamer B (fictional)55:00 Show 1 more quoteHide quotes
“Przydałaby się lista zleceń na ekranie, żebym nie musiała co chwilę otwierać dziennika.”
English translation: “A list of deliveries on screen would help, so I don't have to keep opening the ledger.”
Streamer D (fictional)58:20 - #10Suggestion
a one-button sort for the satchel
1 of 5 recordings
“Give me a sort button, one button that sorts the bag, that's all I want.”
Streamer A (fictional)48:10 - #11Comparison
packing the satchel reads as a Tetris-style puzzle
1 of 5 recordings
“Packing the satchel is basically Tetris with envelopes.”
Streamer E (fictional)13:40
What landed (4)
Moments players reacted to with clear enjoyment.
- #12Highlight
the thieving, judging pelican is the favourite character
3 of 5 recordings
“The pelican stole my sandwich and walked away like nothing happened. I love him.”
Streamer A (fictional)58:00 Show 2 more quotesHide quotes
“¡El pelícano me ha robado la carta! Qué personaje. Me encanta este pájaro”
English translation: “The pelican stole my letter! What a character. I love this bird.”
Streamer C (fictional)48:20 “He's judging my deliveries. Honestly, ten out of ten pelican.”
Streamer E (fictional)23:20 - #13Highlight
catching updrafts on the glider feels good
2 of 5 recordings
“Catching the updraft off the cliff, the wing creaks, the fog opens up.”
Streamer B (fictional)1:07:00 Show 1 more quoteHide quotes
“Wiatr łapie skrzydło i po prostu płyniesz nad mgłą. Cudowne.”
English translation: “The wind catches the wing and you just float over the fog. Wonderful.”
Streamer D (fictional)1:11:40 - #14Highlight
the stamp sound and feel
2 of 5 recordings
“That sound is so satisfying, I could stamp letters all day, honestly.”
Streamer A (fictional)1:18:25 Show 1 more quoteHide quotes
“The stamp has this chunky thunk to it. Okay, that feels really good.”
Streamer E (fictional)18:20 - #15Highlight
rain on the post office roof with the music
1 of 5 recordings
“Escuchad la lluvia en el tejado de la oficina de correos, con esta música. Qué paz.”
English translation: “Listen to the rain on the post office roof, with this music. So peaceful.”
Streamer C (fictional)1:00:50
